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@hastflicka
Alltså förlåt mig men nu måste ni faktiskt sluta stava dem med k. "Knob" betyder nämligen något helt annat på skotsk slang och jag kommer aldrig att kunna njuta av HOBNOBS igen om ni inte slutar stava dem Hob Knobs
Ohhh a wizard's staff 'as a knob on the end,
A wizard's staff 'as a knob on the end,
If there's only one thing on which you can dep-e-e-end!
It's that a wizard's staff 'as a knob on the end!
I saw in Ankh-Morpork the other day,
An unlicensed thief see 'is luck slip away,
'e nicked off with a bag but then froze up in dre-e-ad!
As out popped a knob, clonked 'im over the 'ead!
A wizard once went on a visit to Klatch,
The weather was in an 'orrendous dry patch,
So he slapped 'is knob right in the palm of 'is 'a-a-and!
And he spread wide 'is magic all over the land!
Down Uberwald way they're a funny old lot,
'owever you look it don't matter a jot,
But even there they know if you see a kno-o-o-ob!
A wizard is usin' 'is tool for the job!
Some Fourecksian bandits were right soddin' thick,
Tried robbin' a man all 'unched over a stick,
But 'e flourished it then an' 'e started to la-a-a-ugh!
Cause they all saw the knob on the end of 'is staff!
A friend of a friend asked a wizard, you see,
'ow come the knob on 'is staff was so key,
The only thing on which all wizards agree,
So 'e gestured 'im close 'an 'e said:
“Ohhh, really my boy, do you truly not know?
As a wizard stores power 'is knob starts to grow,
Without it you can't get the magic to flo-o-o-w,
You just tap on the end, and there out your spell blows!”
Ohhh a wizard's staff 'as a knob on the end,
A wizard's staff 'as a knob on the end,
If there's only one thing on which you can dep-e-e-end!
It's that a wizard's staff 'as a knob on the end!
Granny Ogg